Hello world!

Did you hear that? They’ve shut down the main reactor. We’ll be destroyed for sure. This is madness! We’re doomed! There’ll be no escape for the Princess this time. What’s that? Artoo! Artoo-Detoo, where are you? At last! Where have you been? They’re heading in this direction.

Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee. But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid. That’s ’cause droids don’t pull people’s arms out of their socket when they lose.

Before the dark times, before the Empire. How did my father die? A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct.

Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. How long have you had these droids? About three or four seasons. They’re for sale if you want them. Let me see your identification.

We’ll have no more of this Obi-Wan Kenobi jibberish…and don’t talk to me about your mission, either. You’re fortunate he doesn’t blast you into a million pieces right here. What’s wrong with him now? Oh my…sir, he says there are several creatures approaching from the southeast. Sandpeople! Or worst! Come on, let’s have a look.